Derby Name: Major Dil-Emma #333

Distinguishing Characteristics: Hides in the back of a pack, strikes when you least expect it. You can't see me because I am wearing camouflage and war paint.

Derby Assets: Big Arse

Special Derby Move:  Bootie Block and Hip Whip.

Greatest Derby Moment: Watch this space

Biggest Derby Regret: Regret nothing - learn from everything.

Preferred Skating Attire: Camouflage shorts and t-shirt, always skate and knee covers

Gear profile: Nothing Special - 15 year old figure skates, the usual gear.

Pre-bout Psych-up Routine: turn up, shut up and skate.

Favourite Post Bout wind down: Shower, Vodka, Pizza and TV, not necessarily in that order.

Favourite Off Skates Activities: Broomball. (I like it rough)

Derby Diet Tips: see it, eat it and convince yourself that you have worked it off in the last training session.

Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities: poking Nerds with a stick.

Derby Injuries: Ruptured Posterior Cruciate ligament - won't tell you which knee, then you will know my weakness.

Virtues: You tell me

Vices: Vodka, fast things.

Guilty pleasures: Tattoo's, piercing and peppermint ice cream

Earliest Roller-skating memory: 3 years old trying to skate in those crappy plastic adjustable skates on the driveway. Mum soon smartened up and got me some real roller skates!!!

Origin of Derby Name: I'm only half evil which is a Major Dil-Emma

Motto: HTFU or Suck it up Princess

Theme Tune:"I Will Be Heard" by Hatebreed.